The Private Banker Sniff Suite

Description: Welcome to the private banker suite. i am porsha porsha, your new private banker. in my office, i will help you manage all your finances and give you my financial advice and recommendations including all your bank accounts, 401k, assets/liabilities and everything you’ve accumulated in your portfolio. since this is your first time, you seem a bit nervous. so, i like to give my clients something to help them “relax” and trust me. all you have to do is sniff and inhale the aroma and listen to my instructions. once the aroma settles into your little brain, i’ll have you exactly where i need you to control and manipulate your mind and your money. your life and everything you own will now be porsha’s property. but too bad you’re way too dizzy and brainless to stop me. so, after i’m done with you, you’ll be more than ready to begin your new financial journey, porsha’s way.