Burp Balloons!

Description: I was digging around in a drawer for something and found a packet of balloons i’d bought to decorate the place as a surprise for my lovely partner when we first moved in. when i noticed a couple of them matched my outfit i thought i’d have a little fun, even though my belly already resembled a balloon! there was a good reason for that, too, because as soon as i began blowing up the first ballon i also began burping up an absolute storm! soon i began letting burps fly into the purple balloon that i’d trying to inflate with my lungs… i wasn’t sure whether i was proud or embarrassed about my new talent!  after i tied off the purple balloon i couldn’t help but wonder whether i could blow up a whole balloon just with burps so, with the pink balloon in my hand, i began a quest to do just that! aside from a couple of times when i needed it to stretch a bit more i mostly managed my goal, too! the pink balloon is around 90 percent burp! i think i under-estimated how much of the purple balloon is made up from my troublesome stomach gasses too! finally, with both balloons full to bursting i line them up with my own balloon - my belly! i can’t believe there was enough gas in my stomach to fill about a balloon and a third/half with belching alone!