gooners Don't Cum

Description: You've been calling yourself a gooner. proudly telling anyone who will listen, but you're not actually a gooner. you've been jerking off and cumming. that right there is the problem. don't you know gooners don't cum. they don't ever cum. they stroke and stroke and enter new goon levels of pleasure. in an everlasting loop of porn and pumping. want to be a real gooner? well, gooners don't cum!