Sadly, I am NOT Going ANYWHERE

Description: My car is at its low! my car is way beyond refusing to start even in my mustard yellow low heel slingbacks. i am stalled pretty much on the side of the road cranking like crazy and just beginning to consider my options! i just may need to call my mechanic to come over to deal with this sad situation because i have tried! no amount of hard stomping and anger will save me now! this is really a disgrace and i really hope this craziness does not ever happen to me again or will it??