Hurting Your Balls

Description: When we tell people to have some courage, we often say, "have some balls". i don't think balls are a source of courage or strength. they're a source of weakness, and i enjoy hurting them. i love squeezing them in my hands, punching, and of course kicking them. my ferocious demeanor is eliciting a fear boner. as much as you want to run away, you yearn to be a source of amusement like some of my other minions. though you need some training before i kick field goals into your nuts. being able to withstand my hard kicks means i'll keep you around. get ready.