Cranking With Absolutely NO LUCK

Description: My awesome friends are waiting for me at the mall so we could take a stroll and do a little rendezvous! we intend to do a little shopping, but unfortunately i am still stuck here at my house trying to get the motor running! why is this craziness happening now of all times?! what will i tell them? my car is preventing me from leaving my house?? they would be in serious denial if they find out i am still at my crib stuck with this old car with a beat up engine! i have to do whatever it takes to get my car started! i really wanna hangout!