This car only gives me trouble

Description: I have to go to work and decided to take the opala. it’s been sitting in the garage for a few weeks, but the last time i used it, it was running perfectly fine. when i try to start it, there’s no response at all—could it be that it doesn’t like my shoes? i keep trying, it sputters, and after a few minutes, it starts up, but something feels off. i think it enjoys seeing me suffer, or maybe it likes being stepped on, because it stalls at every corner i stop. there was a moment when i thought it wouldn’t start again. i was desperate because people on the street were staring and walking toward me. when i finally reach my destination, i park and decide to teach the car a lesson with some good hard revs. it stalls a few more times, so i take off my flip-flops and press the pedals barefoot. after pumping the pedals so much, my feet got tired, and the tight flip-flops left marks on them. now, i really need a good foot massage.