Officer Pastel is on the Case - Part 1

Description: Part 1: i'm outside the residence of a criminal i'm about to arrest! now you're probably wondering how i can just walk in and place someone in cuffs without a warrant, and i'm here to show you. this guy is a total freaking loser. i can really just do whatever i want! what is he going to do about it? you'll see! i knock on the door and the small ugly dork answers. i introduce myself as a noble officer of the law, here to question him about an incident last night. while taking his testimony, i mention that his apartment seems way too expensive for someone like him. it's a little bit suspicious! he gets nervous and asks me to leave or he will complain to my deputy. i laugh and spit in his face. he is so offended but what can he do? assult an officer? lol i make him strip then i keep slapping him and spitting and farting on his face over and over. you see, i know he has been stealing credit cards and committing fraud. but since he refuses to admit it, i have no choice but to beat the information out of him. i push him to the ground and straddle him. i continue to interrogate him. he must secretly enjoy it, because no one would willingly go through this much to hide their crime. i turn around and smother his face in my giant sweaty ass and unleash a bunch of pent of farts down the loser's throat to make him speak. i cut off his air under my big butt, grinding him down and feeling him struggle hopelessly while i demand answers. he must have had enough of my gas because he finally cracks and admits to stealing cards. it's that easy! no warrant needed. i confiscate the stolen goods and place him in cuffs. i read his rights and lead him to the detention center where i will take his official statement.