Interior Designer Unaware Buttcrack Farting

Description: I'm an interior designer and i came to check in your house. my pants are below my ass and pussy but i'm unaware of. i brag about how stylish and popular i am and that my phone won't stop ringing, all of that while i fart non stop and keep acting like nothing is happening. i bend over to see the fornitures of your house, fully exposing my ass while farting, and tell you what we have to change to make the house stylish like i am. i get stuck on the couch, a mat and a chair and i blame the old fornitures.