Department store dumbass

Description: Along with your many loser jobs i've created another use for you. aren't you such a lucky idiot! another job title to add to your ever growing workload for goddess. i love to shop. but funnily enough i don't like to pay and i definately don't like to carry shopping bags! crime is also sooo high in the city, you're a great scruffy looking loser who no one will ever expect to be worthwhile targeting. and if they do, i'll ensure to take my shopping and leave you to take the beating.