Shrunken Man Serum

Description: You've made me mad for the last time with your disrespect. you think you're a big man! well, you didn't seem to notice the funny taste in the snack i gave you. and now, each time i snap my fingers, you get smaller and smaller. the more you complain, the more i make you shrink. this is what you get for being a cocky asshole. i am going to take my time turning you into a shrunken slave, the size of my shoe heel. if you don't behave, you'll find yourself in the bottom of my purse, or even worse, stuck under my ass where no one will help you. it's in your best interest to be a good shrunken slave for me now. you're only two inches tall after all.