Dumped for Teddy

Description: Fancy of you to give me such a big gift. i honestly love her so much. shes so huge and fluffy and cuddly; she is perfect, all i ever wanted and needed. so i suppose you can go now, and leave us to our cuddling. surely you were not delusional enough to think that giving me such a gift would make me like you, ew.  i like your gifts, but i could never like-like a gross little troll like you. teddy on the other hand is perfect. the best you could do to be more likable is gift me a teddy bear bigger than me to snuggle with - and then scram, no cuddles for you.