Dutch Oven - Your GF Scent

Description: You threw me a dinner party, it was so delicious. then you offered to stay at your place. but who knew you had a cunning plan? and you deliberately fed me incompatible foods. in the morning my stomach woke up a real gasp and i purposely did not get out of bed to quietly fart under the blanket. but then suddenly i felt movement under the blanket, it was you! you sneaky asshole! i've uncovered you ! now hold on tight to the blanket ! you're finished!