YOU LOVE ME, I LOVE YOUR WALLET

Description: Oh i know… you are hopelessly in love with me.   it’s so obvious — you just can’t get enough. you’re willing to do anything and everything for my attention, to prove just how desperate to be a good boy for me. love bombing isn’t quite a strong enough word to describe what you do to show your devotion.   and me? i love the way you spread it wide for me. i love that you know the only way to show you love me is through financial submission. you know that you’re nothing but a wallet. you know that you have no place in my life unless you’re sending. you know that perfection demands to be paid. and that i deserve every last cent.   you love me, i love your wallet.