Fat Gassy Girlfriend

Description: I had fun on our date tonight, but i must've ate something that's not sitting right with me. i feel so bloated and gassy. i know we've been dating a little while now, but i've never farted in front of you before and i just can't hold them back anymore. it's painful to hold them in and farting just feels so good, so i just need to let it out no matter how embarrassing it is. turns out i don't just have to fart, as soon as i think i've almost released all of the gas inside of my big belly, i get into a burping fit. i'm just your fat, gassy, girlfriend apparently.