Queen of burps at work on a coffee break

Description: For a long time i’ve been accused of using my looks instead of my brains. well… i found this job and honestly i could be useful, but my coworker, who actually decides my paycheck, is into my big boobs, my deep cleavage and my burps. i can see his hardon and since the paycheck comes just because i am here, why would i be a hero of paperwork when i can be the queen of burps?