Short Dick - Short Loser

Description: Face it, there is no man on this earth more pathetic than a short man... with a short dick. i mean, just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud! and yet, here you are, totally delusional, and trying to talk to me! hahahaha! please! i can barely see you down there, about the only thing i'm noticing is that tiny little raindrop of a wet spot on your jeans, from creaming yourself just by saying hello to me. you're such a loser of a man, such a disappointment, and i'm going to make sure you know it! really, you should be thanking me, since i know you'll be jerking off to it! (while i laugh!)