Skipping Church Service

Description: Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. i was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. actually... i don't care, i will be that blunt. i think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. how about... you stay down and worship my feet instead? i see you glancing down at them when you think i'm not looking. it won't hurt, i'll even ignore the texts i'm getting asking where i am... we can stand to take a few minutes to play around with this.