Custom: Farting Pick Me Girl

Description: Custom: i'm an insufferable pick me girl. i'm sitting with my girl friends while we wait for the guys to show up. i'm being a passive-aggressive bitch, and trying to get under everyone's skin with my disgusting farts. they're such stuck up girlie girls, only cool girls aren't bothered by a little farting. eventually the guys show up. i not so subtly flirt with them, trying embarrassingly hard to gain their approval by putting my friends down. i keep farting, and blaming my friend. the guys say that farts are funny, and girls who aren't bothered by them are chill. what? that was me the entire time! i love farting. i fart all the time. i'm so cool and chill about farts. look, i'll prove it! i fart over and over, making cringe jokes, having them pull my finger, etc.. the girls get fed up and leave, leaving me with the guys. finally! i continue farting until even they get up and leave from being grossed out. well, at least i like my farts. i guess.