Hiking Boot Prisoner

Description: Your new girlfriend loves the outdoors and hikes a couple times a week.  she's always on your ass about not joining her but you just can't stand the smell of her stinky, sweaty hiking boots.  even while they're on her feet, you can still catch a whiff of the putrid aroma.  every time she asks you to join her in the wilderness, you make up excuses but she's on to you.  she knows you are disgusted by those awful boots but she's going to make you go, no matter what.  in fact, she thinks it's funny that you're so turned off by the stench of her leather hikers that she's going to make you live in them.  she's given you a concoction that will shrink you into the size of her pinky nail.  you're getting smaller and smaller the more she tells you about your new life under her foot.  you'll be with her wherever she goes.  you'll smell her rank boots and live in the dampness for the rest of your existence.