The perfect coffee for Matriarch Ezada Sinn’s bunny

Description: I know how much my bunny loves coffee, and i want her to be happy because happy servants serve me better. before she can enjoy her coffee, i can see she needs to pee, but she will not have permission to go to the bathroom; she will endure the humiliation of peeing into the dog bowl in front of me. now, i will allow her to have her coffee, but this is much too strong for a delicate bunny, and i can tell she is dehydrated. i will show her how pee should look when one is well hydrated; it is not appropriate for me to pee in the bowl, so i will pee over her, and it will run into the bowl. now, what should i do about the too strong coffee? i think the best thing is to water it down by mixing it with the pee in the bowl. now, this is the perfect drink for my pet.