Cleaning my muddy boots on your face, doormat!

Description: What's your job again? yes, being a doormat for me - to clean my dirty boots on! and today your face is going to be put to a test, loser! with all the rain, my riding boots got really muddy - and therefore they need to be cleaned. yes, it's going to be extremely painful when i trample your face under my riding boots - it's not only going to be my weight crushing your face, but it's also all the dirt that will act like sandpaper on your skin! what hurts more, doormat? when i rub my dirty boots on your skin? or when i stomp down onto your face?! no matter what i takes and no matter how much you suffer - my boots need to be completely clean again! and once the soles have been cleaned on your face, i'll probably order you to lick all the leather clean!