Custom: Farting Desperation Burglar Edition!

Description: Custom: i break into your house with the intention of stealing all your valuables. i walk and speak like a cocky asshole with all the confidence in the world. i let you know that all the burglaries on the block have been from me, and no one can catch me. my face drops suddenly, and i start holding my gurgling stomach. "i'm fine, worry about your own problems, you're getting robbed!" i go back to bragging about how great of a burglar i am and how you can't do anything this. i start farting. uh oh. "no i didn't fart! i'm a professional burglar, we don't do that!" i keep farting over and over until i can't take it anymore and run to the bathroom. great! the door wont budge. what do i do now? i stay at the door trying to open it while blasting fart after fart. they get louder and more frequent. what do i do?! i decide to go back into the room you're in and admit that yes i'm farting, but you'd better not tell anyone about this or else! i run out of the house, farting, of course.