The art of gooning

Description: My jerkaholic... i guess it's not easy for you. jerking off is your passion, but it's also one of the most criticized vices in our society.  how do you get away from the one thing you're good at? you can't quit.  without stroking you've got nothing. the romance would be perfect if you didn't get a nasty backlash after every orgasm... yeah, i know.  as soon as you cum, you're sometimes overwhelmed by a feeling of bitterness... the lack of substance in your wanks leaves you feeling worthless with your sticky fingers of cum... here's how it works:   your brain is tired of pointless lonely pleasures. your balls are tired of producing cum to fill your hand.  human beings need a purpose. your orgasms serve none. hahaaha don't stress, chastity isn't on the agenda.  i'm going to teach you the art of gooning.  follow my instructions and you'll never feel useless again.