Buttcrack Jean Farts Designer

Description: I turn up at your house with my buttcrack hanging out telling you how stylish i am while farting. i think my jeans are all the way up when really with ever fart vibration they slowly start falling lower i tell you it smells of butt in here and we need to open the skylight, with my jeans hanging so low and my buttcrack on show i struggle to lift my leg higher enough and i fall off the chair leaving me a farting mess on the floor i get up as if nothing happens and get stuck under the table and then say lets explore more of the house.. i walk into the lounge and spot a bubble chair and i get inside… you start spinning it teaching me a lesson for insulting your house i’m stuck in the bubble chair farting and it smells so bad.. i then attempt to crawl the stairs with every crawl i fart loudly. i tell you it smells of farts up here and i need to get down pronto i slide down the stairs with my buttcrack jiggling and farting away i soon realise that the smell in the house was my butt after all and those noises were really my farts i realise my buttcrack has been out the entire time and i leave embarrassed farting holding my butt #fart #farting #gassy #buttcrack #asscrack #jeans #onlyevamarie # c4sfart24