Pathetic Losers Like You Need To Be Eaten

Description: You went to go and pick up some starbucks for me, and i promised you a good time when you come back. i'm sitting here waiting in a bra and panties and you seem to be taking forever. maybe i'm just impatient. you finally get back with my starbucks, and it's not even close to what i ordered. i wanted a mocha frappuccino, you brought me back a green tea. how did you mess this up so badly?  i am beyond frustrated and i begin to express that frustration to you. i tell you how you were going to get lucky. i began to get on my hands and knees and show you my body, showing you what you're missing out on. i verbally humiliate you calling you things like a loser, pathetic, a waste of space. you are good for nothing except for feeding my appetite. i can do that part on my own, there's no way you can mess this up  i proceed to lick you and tell you how you're going to taste. so good. i swallow you whole and with in seconds my stomach starts to bloat and expand. i become very gassy and start barking. i even let out a couple farts. how is it possible that something so simple as me eating you, you still managed to find a way to fuck it up. my belly aches and i begin to moan and rub my stomach to help with the pain. i decide to rest my upset stomach and let it digest while i take a little nap.