Stylish hair styling for my friend

Description: First, my friend and i collect a lot of spit and slime in a glass, then i sit her comfortably in a chair, and start working on her hair. i pour all the mucus and drool on her hair and rub the saliva into her head. a light head massage will help relax her, but i realize that the mucus isn't enough, so i start spitting it on her head, but i think if i use the foam, it will make her hair even better.