Garden Fresh Toys

Description: Farm to table, garden to table, garden to market, blah blah blah. how about garden to pussy? that's what works for me. i destroy dildos from overuse like no bodies business so why not grow my own? it never dawned on me until i went out to pick some zucchini for dinner. talk about a multi-purpose veggie. veggie in the vag? they were huge, not just long but super thick. they stretched me out so much i squirted all over the floor and made a huge mess. the camera guy almost fell on his ass because he slipped on the wet floor.