Embarrassing toilet farts

Description: I'm so glad that i swiped right for you! how many times did you make me cum last night?! i'm getting horny thinking about it but first things first - morning coffee! then morning sex ;)hang on. oh no. what milk did you put in my coffee? dairy?!?! i told you i have an intolerance to dairy! what happens if i have it? my belly bloats so bad and i can't stop farting. i head to the bathroom to let rip. i don't think i've ever been so gassy! and the airy ones stink! this is so embarrassing. if only i could stop farting!