Dizzy Gooner

Description: It feels sooooo good being my stupid, dummy, dizzy gooner! make your brain go blurry as you pump your goonstick up and down, over and over, obeying and nodding “yes miss maddy” as you go even stupider and dizzier. you don’t need to think - in fact, you’re terrible at thinking. that thing rattling around in your head? a brain, is it? totally useless for you. you only need to pump pump pump and pay pay pay, my dizzy little goon.