Pretty & Paid

Description: It's just so easy to be pretty and paid when you're me. i mean, look at me! i'm fucking hot, so of course i get paid to exist. getting rich off pathetic, lonely losers is perfect for a mean brat like myself. it's not like you have anything else better to do with your time anyways. plus, everyone loves me! even the losers in denial who hate jerk themselves into a stupor to my success. all is right in the world because i live life on easy mode and you have to work hard to barely get what you want. can't relate!