Pathetic Human Ashtray

Description: My god, you’re insufferable. so pathetic, and weak. the only way i could possibly use you, is as my ashtray. maybe a mouthful of ash will shut you up and make you less annoying. doubt it. you don’t even make a good enough ashtray. i’m always having to tell you to open wider, and to be better. yet you never actually do a good job. it truly is pathetic.