Rid Of Competition - Ass Edition

Description: I have really outdone myself. oh yes. i am huge, compared to you. i'm still the same size that i have always been. it's you that's tiny. a mere two inches tall. you look so helpless/ i'll tell you what happened-you got the promotion that i deserved, again. i decided right then and there that it was the last straw. we all know that i am way better at my job than you are. i had to come up with a plan, and the easiest way to get rid of the completion is to actually get rid of you.  don't worry, i have the perfect plan. no one will ever find out what happened to you- i will make sure of that. technically i won't actually get rid of you, but i will put you somewhere where you will never be heard from again. i'm glad you asked, i am going to put you up my ass. oh, i couldn't be more serious. you're going right up my asshole. i'm really going to enjoy knowing that i finally put you in your place. no matter how much noise you make, no one will be able to hear you from all the way up my ass, that would be impossible.