Human Toilet Seat Curse

Description: Were you told not to venture into the woods alone at night? well now you have encountered a powerful, sadistic witch with a sense of humour and your life is about to change forever i am going to transform you into a toilet seat, your face will no longer be human, it will be a toilet seat with a tongue. i am going to use you to sit my ass onto and you will ingest all of my waste, liquids and solids. you will live life as an object, your body is now plumbing and your tongue is my toilet paper.  are you ready? you have no choice