Breaking in My New Human Yoga Mat

Description: Today's session calls for a little more physical activity than usual considering i've just acquired a brand new human yoga mat! what could be more ergonomic than a mat shaped like a useless beta male sub? first, i start by testing it out-- making sure it's face is a good fit for my ass. the human mat struggles for air as i cover it's mouth by sitting on it for gradually longer periods of time; starting at 5 seconds, then 10, then 13. i couldn't help but call my girlfriend and insist she invests in one of these specialized mats herself! once it's become apparent that my eager slave might actually be useful, i peel off my yoga pants and begin to ride it's tongue vigorously, being sure to apply the appropriate negative reinforcement when i see fit. slap, berate, twist its disgusting nipples-- whatever it takes to train my new equipment. to finish the job, i place myself in my queening chair in order to fuck slave's tongue with greater ease. i couldn't help but get completely turned on by the moans of desperation, and i christen my new human yoga mat's face with my divine goddess cum in a (very) wet orgasm. you think he earned it?