Pity Pump

Description: I've been hearing some rumors about you, but they can't be true, or are they? you don't know what i'm talking about? well the rumor is that you have a small dick. i want to know, do you? pull down your pants and let me decide. omg! what the fuck is that? no way! the rumors are true. look at that thing!! why is it so tiny? oh you poor thing. you must not get a lot of pussy. gosh i feel so bad for you. want to jerk off to me? i just am so embarrassed for you i don't know what to do. go ahead, start pumping that little cock with two fingers. you know i'm going to have to tell all my girlfriends that the rumors are true. sorry, but i just don't want them wasting their time on you or your little dick.