The Pleasure of a Ripoff

Description: there is so much pleasure in getting ripped off. whenever i give you the bare minimum and take your money, you ache with satisfaction. you know i deserve it more than you. i deserve to be spoiled rotten while you get mere seconds of my time in return. being in my presence is a blessing and you love to show me how grateful you are to worship my divinity. you don’t even deserve this, so say thank you with a $100 tribute after you buy this. the more i take, the more i want more.