FARTSOMNIA - 30+ minutes of non stop REAL farts

Description: Imagine trying to get some rest and go to bed when you keep farting so loudly and the smell stinky that you have leave the room to keep from waking your partner.  literally fart after fart, each increasing the intensity of the butt burst and so rank that you are running from your own smell.  what normally is an hour of bad gas, turns into an entire night of no rest.  who knew the cause of insomnia would be unbearable farting?