Getting Rid Of The Competition VORE Edition

Description: Wakey, wakey. finally! i have to admit, i have really outdone myself. wait, let's see, is it me that is really big or you that's really small? in comparison to you, i am giant, but you're only two inches tall, i'm the same size that i have always been.  the promotion, it really was the last straw. i've looked the other way countless times, but this was it. no more. that is why i decided to get rid of you, not that it's actually a  competition. we both know that i am waaaay better at the job than you.  everything worked out better than i could have even imagined. there is only one thing left to do, and then it will all be done.  that's the best part. i am going to eat you, swallowing you alive. i am going to swallow you and you will go down my throat and into my belly, you will get digested and nature will take its course. it's a perfect plan. you're literally going to be my waste.  are you ready? to go on a final journey, through my body. i hope that i feel you kicking around in my stomach. come here you little fucker.