AirBnB Creep

Description: You have a quaint little airbnb room with a cute backyard and a small pool. i rented it for two days because i like to get away and travel regularly. i am enjoying the cool blue pool in the hot southern weather. i don't think there's anyone else here so i start to take my top off and that's when i notice. you, standing there awkwardly holding out a towel. i apologize at first, i don't want to make things weird. i tell you i didn't know there was anyone else here. you just look at me holding out a towel. weirdo.  i invite you to get in with me, there's plenty of room. that's when my demeanor changes.  i tell you that i am hungry and that i get cranky when i am hungry. the rolls you left for the morning weren't sufficient as i have a very particular diet. i see the nervousness in your eyes and that's when i lunge.  sinking my teeth into your flesh, you're a delightful morsel! soft and tender like the little piglet you are. tearing the meat with my incisors especially my very favorite part, your heart. you struggle a bit and try and preserve your life but i have no intention of letting you out, or what's left of you anyway.  when i am done with my feast i stand up and realize that i may have eaten too much. no worries. i float around in your cute little pool, soaking up the sunshine while i digest.