Your Ever Late Secretary

Description: Oh no, i showed up late to work again! isn't that, like the 6th time this week? oh dear god boss, i hope you aren't mad at me or anything?! wait what, there was an important meeting that i missed? oh son of a b, now you're taking your b pressure medicine? i knew it, you're livid! is there anything i could do to make it up to you? i mean, there has to be something? anything? i have some really funny jokes to cheer you up? but i notice you aren't laughing.   you want me to do what? you can't be serious? oh my god you are! well hopefully your b pressure can handle a naked woman, and you don't keel over when you bust that nut! i can only pray you survive the excitement boss.