The Big Bad Wolf

Description: I choose your house and scratch at your door for a while. i made a couple other stops before yours but am still not satisfied. you finally let me in and i tell you that i'm your bbsitter. you say you're too old for that and i disagree.  realizing something is off, you try and run but i quickly snatch you up and pull out the seasoned salt. you're a nice hearty morsel and i think you'll do just fine. a little too hearty, perhaps.  i'm stuffed! taken off my feet i enjoy your big comfy couch and kick up my filthy soles as you whine and thrash and try and escape. but there is no escape. you're mine now forever.