My Dirty Sneakers & Filthy Socks are Superior to your step-family

Description: Your c0usin anna is utterly worthless compared to my invaluable, superior, trashed sneakers and filthy socks. she is so ugly compared to my shoes. even when she was a bride, my shoes are still more gorgeous. a piece of trash would be much prettier covered in dirt from them, stomped by them, and groveling beneath them; i would make this a reality by happily stepping on her hair and wiping my filthy shoes all over it until i made her cry; i would kick her face in for crying and make her lick my dirty shoes clean and suck my nasty socks!