Humiliating The "King Of Simps"

Description: Listen up loser, i just don't care about anything you have to say. you haven't even spent triple digits on ,e. so why would i bother remembering anything about you. you're a simp, if you want to be my simp, you better get on your knees and do something for me. like use my wish list, send me cash. i know how you sit outside work and wait around for hot girls to walk by and talk to you, but i can see how pathetic you are. all you think about is your own pathetic dick between your legs and how hard it can get by seeing girls in flip flops. if you want to be in my presence you are going to have to spoil me and show that you can think about my needs for 10 seconds and not be distracted by your pathetic throbbing simp dick.