Ignoring You While I Clean My Smelly Armpits

Description:   *this is a custom* it's so hot outside, i run in the bathroom to check myself. i see you in there, but i know you wouldn't dare look. my armpits are so sweaty,  you can see my sweat stains through my shirt! maybe if i take my shirt off,  i can smell if they're really that bad... they are way too smelly. i take the time to wet and clean each hairy armpit delicately. after that i lotion every inch of my fresh armpits. i coat each hair with lotion to make my pits feel so smooth.  to seal in the freshness, i coat my armpits in deodorant. i give one last whiff and i am set. oops. did you see all of that?