How to be my perfect boyfriend

Description: Want to be my perfect boyfriend? here is how to do it! - buy cigarettes! - carry a spare pack of cigarettes. - always carry a lighter on you. - light up cigarettes for the girl. equals attentiveness. - buy accessories (ashtrays, lighters etc) - let her smoke in the car in your house anywhere. - accompany girl outside - never make disparaging remarks about smoking. - defend against attackers of cigarettes. - love her smoking like the smoking fetishist that you are!!!