Poor Man's Diet

Description: I am, from today putting you on my 'poor mans diet' food is expensive, it is a luxury, you eat alot to maintain your current weight, and whatever you spend on pointless food, you are not spending on me.  i don't care about your health... your health is irrelevant to me, i want you to eat a cheap diet, low nutritional value, tinned food and dumpster dives. i want you to look like a malnourished peasant so you can save money on food, loose weight and spend it on me.  you don't need for, food only adds to your unsightly man titties. i want to see your bones as you hand me your weakly savings. quality food, nutrition and a healthy lifestyle are a luxury that you are not entitled to, so from now on you will lose weight, and save to spend on me.