Self Bondage in Rented Van

Description: I rented a van to pick up some bondage furniture and before i returned the it i figured, why not lock myself up in it? i could never miss such a lovely self-bondage opportunity. so i pulled into an empty parking lot, picked a spot, and commenced my self-imprisonment. locked in a hogtie, i humped the metal van floor until i came all over myself. thankfully, no one hopped in to steal the van while i was helpless locked inside.