Pigs Eat Trash

Description: Listen up, pig. you know full well that my luxury is your responsibility, you must obey every demand i make. but i’ve been thinking about just how frivolous you are with money. for example, every time you purchase food for yourself, you are wasting my money. every bit of money you waste on feeding yourself could be spent on my designer clothes or luxury holidays. did you ever think about how disgustingly selfish that is of you? a pig like you doesn’t deserve to eat purchased food. the thought of a pig like you buying food is laughable, pigs don’t cook and they certainly don’t eat out at restaurants, pigs stick their snouts into the trash and eat whatever they can find. even baked beans and ramen are more than you deserve. from this day on, you won’t spend a penny on food for yourself as i’ll be taking even more money from you. just imagine, me driving past in the car you paid for, whilst you’re there rummaging through a trash can for your lunch. doesn’t that sound so much more appropriate? i’m your goddess and you’re a vile, worthless pig. it’s time your lifestyle reflected that.