Eternal Virgin

Description: There is a reason why a loser like you has never been laid yet. why you're a virgin who has never kissed or even touched a woman. it's called natural selection. picking out the weaker, lesser specimens so that humankind can evolve. you're not a virgin by accident, you are* an accident. a virgin by design, and destined to stay one for all time. your best bet is to stay at home like the lonely wimp you are and stroke your cock to a hot alpha goddess. because the only relationship you're ever getting is one where you stay celibate and dedicate your life to worship!